CHAOS THEORY: August 2009

Firstly, thanks so much for the outpouring of love and support. I'm completely humbled and confess that your comments and e-mails moved me more than I ever expected. In retrospect, I probably should have put that post up months ago. The response from all of you was both heartwarming and cathartic.

Virtual hugs and fist bumps all around. Rock on.

Life is hectic these days so I'm not sure how much I'll be writing here for awhile. Between juggling custody arrangements, getting my ass kicked at work, plowing through 3 books per week, battling insomnia, having long-distance phone sessions with my therapist, writing a television pilot, trying to launch several new businesses, and contemplating the benefits of a semi-eremitic life, I find myself with very little free time. 

But as usual, I've got some random thoughts that I wanted to share with you.

I hope you're all having a great summer and thanks again for being so cool.

THE GRASS AIN'T ALWAYS GREENER

When the Peanut gets older and inevitably starts pointing out my shortcomings as a father, I'm going to sit her down and force her to watch the episode of Wife Swap featuring the Stockdale family (Season 4.) Here are some of the rules in their parenting manual:

"Our children are being raised away from violent language, sexual influences, drinking, smoking, drugs, rap music...all the things we left behind in the city. Instead, we are raising our children on a diet of wholesome activities and farm work; keeping their minds pure and their bodies healthy and keeping out any influences of modern society. That is why we home-school. I give my boys a large spoonful of cod-liver oil after dinner to keep their hearts and minds strong."

“We teach our boys that to succeed, you have to work. We raise chickens and process chickens, and what we don’t eat we sell. We all pitch in, and I can gut a chicken in under four minutes. The boys receive tokens for every chore they do and an extra token if they do it with a glad heart. They trade their tokens for privileges like listening to the radio or for a stick of gum."

Seriously? I don't know about processing chickens but if the Peanut learns to gut a fish in under four minutes and make fresh sushi for me every day, the kid's going to be trading in those tokens for a brand-new BMW by the time she's 11.

Especially if she does it with "a glad heart."

Man, rednecks are funny motherfuckers.

NON SEQUITUR ADULT ENTERTAINMENT IS FREE AND CHEAP

I used to laugh at the random non sequiturs that would come out of the Peanut's mouth when she was younger. However, a few months ago as part of an entertaining social experiment, a friend and I decided to start reciting several choice non sequiturs to complete strangers.

For example, at the local deli when the cashier asked, "Paper or plastic?" we'd reply, "Let the love flow, y'all." The looks and responses were so hilarious that we tried to recruit more people for our social experiment using the same catch phrase. Good, cheap, fun.

A few days ago, inspired by the Carrie Underwood song, I spontaneously began using a new phrase that seems to have a more interesting socio-anthropological effect. When my overtly religious dry cleaner bade me farewell by saying, "God be with you," I simply turned to him and replied "Jesus take the wheel, yo!"

Now I can't stop saying it to every stranger I meet and cracking myself up until I'm practically in tears.

Hard to believe I'm 40 years old, isn't it?

DANTE'S 10TH CIRCLE OF HELL: THE MEET & GREET

My worst nightmare has finally arrived.

In September, Peanut will be starting Kindergarten. New school. New teachers. New friends. It's an important milestone for her and we're all extremely excited. That's not the problem.

Recently, I received a mass e-mail from one of the parents in Peanut's kindergarten class inviting everyone for a picnic so we could all get to know one another before school started. It was a wonderfully kind gesture and will undoubtedly make the transition easier for everyone. In a way, I find it truly touching. That's not the problem either.

I'm the problem.

Despite the fact that I'm a genuinely affable guy, I hate being forced to meet new people. Idle chit chat bores the crap out of me and in all honesty, I suck at it. I don't care what you do, who you know, how much you make, or where you live. I'd rather know your favorite author, band, or vegetable. Just give me something so we can connect on a somewhat deeper level.

Because if you don't, I'm sorry but unfortunately I also suck at feigning interest. 

By the way, if you need me, I'll be the weird guy at the picnic in sunglasses standing off to the side eating potato salad and reading a book.

SOUND BITES: 2009'S BEST TV QUOTES ABOUT PARENTING

''A new study finds that trendy baby names lose their appeal after about 20 years. Which is bad news for my little brother, MC Hammer Fallon.''---Jimmy Fallon on Late Night

''Two thousand years from now, all of human life will be traced back to three families: the Madonnas, Octomoms, and Jolie-Pitts.''---Jimmy Kimmel on Jimmy Kimmel Live

''All right, Stewie, your dad's going to help you learn how to be a man. Real men have a couple of beers and then project their inadequacies on their kids. You ready?''---Peter on Family Guy

''I can promise you Ritchie does not have lice. He takes a 45-minute shower every day. I mean, if you told me he was going blind, that would make sense.''---Christine on The New Adventures of Old Christine

''Jenna Jameson gave birth to twins yesterday. She decided to name the boys after her first pet and the street she grew up on.''---Jimmy Fallon on Late Night

''Look at you and me and our biological clocks. You're going baby crazy, and I keep getting turned on by car accidents.''---Jenna to Liz, on 30 Rock

FIVE REASONS I AM THE MCGYVER OF PARENTING

(1) When I run out of club soda, I sometimes use Elmo Punch as a mixer for my vodka.

(2) I once made an emergency diaper out of three sanitary napkins and some duct tape.

(3) I mashed up Chef David Bouley's legendary Chatham Bay Codfish with my fingers so they looked like Chicken McNuggets.

(4) Too lazy to go to the den and grab the free weights, I sometimes use my daughter as a barbell to do curls, squats, and shoulder lifts.

(5) I once sent Peanut to school with toilet paper stuffed in her shoes because they were a little too big for her.

HER FIRST PAYCHECK

Here's a truly heartwarming story about the bond formed between a little 5-year-old girl and some construction workers that makes you believe that we CAN make a difference when we give a child the gift of our time.
 
A young family moved into a house next door to a vacant lot. One day, a construction crew turned up to start building a house on the  empty lot.
 
The young family's 5-year-old daughter naturally took an interest in all the activity going on next door, and spent much of each day observing the workers.
 
Eventually the construction crew, all of them gems-in-the-rough, more or less adopted her as a kind of project mascot.  They chatted with her, let her sit with them while they had coffee and lunch breaks, and gave her odd little jobs to do here and there to make her feel  important.
 
At the end of the first week, they even presented her with a pay envelope containing a couple of dollars. The little girl took this home to her mother who said all the appropriate words of admiration, and suggested that they take the two dollar "pay" she had received to the bank the next day to  start a savings account.
 
When they got to the bank, the teller was equally impressed and asked the  little girl how she had come by her very own pay at such a young age. The little girl proudly replied, "I worked last week with the crew building the house next door to us."
 
"My goodness gracious," said the teller,  "and will you be working on the house again this week, too?"
 
The little girl replied, "Sure, if those assholes at Home Depot ever deliver the mother-fucking sheetrock!"

RECENT TEXT MESSAGES FROM MY FRIENDS

My closest friends tend to share my off-beat sense of humor. I'm not sure if it's a birds-of-a-feather thing or I just like surrounding myself with people who "get" me. Either way, I like saving their text messages until my phone's memory can't hold them any longer. The following are all about to get purged so I thought I'd put them here for posterity:

"Some dumb blond pointed to my Cleveland Indians hat and said Ohio. I pointed to her rack and said Silicone Valley."

"Where are you tonight? I would like to buy you a vowel."

"I can smell the leather pants and Duran Duran from here."

"One girl salad and a beer won't kill me."

"What up, Foolio? It's not cool to correct people's grammar on text messages."

"Having dinner with my husband. We're both totally bored with each other and want to know if you can join us."

"I met a guy in an airport once who collected dried apple cores and named them after presidents."

"Your dog is a chick magnet, has a very strange foot fetish and likes slices of cucumber in his water. It figures."

"If Sotomayor gets in, does that mean if I want to be a firefighter, I need to get really really tan?"

"Donna wants to take the whole family to Whole Foods for Thanksgiving and make it BYOB."

"We need a gang sign and t-shirts. Or maybe a secret handshake and some polo shirts."

"They sell Metamucil popcorn at Whole Foods. Just shoot me."

"Meet me on the roof. I'm cooking the shit out of some short ribs and asparagus."

"Whole Foods put the fish next to the bath and soap products. Not a good aroma. Reminds me of a French girl I dated."

SAP & THE CITY: A VERY SPECIAL EPISODE OF "METRODAD"

The Peanut is at that wonderful stage where she sometimes likes to just sit quietly on my lap and ask me a lot of questions.

Occasionally I have answers for her. Why is the sky blue? How do planes stay up in the air? Where does cheese come from? Does strawberry milk come from pink cows?

I cherish these moments more than you could ever imagine.

But occasionally I don't have answers for her. Or maybe I just don't provide the kinds of answers that a 4-year-old girl can comprehend.

Daddy, what do you love to do the most?

I don't know, sweetie. I love to write, I say. I love losing myself for hours in a good book. I love introspectively contemplating the path my life has taken and exploring the journey within. I love hearing a great song over and over again until I'm completely immersed in it. I love lying in bed by myself on a cool summer night and listening to the Mets game on the radio. I love lying on the grass and staring up into the stars. I love the beauty of small things. I love embracing everything great this world has to offer and appreciating the very brief time that I'm on it. 

But most of all, sweetie. I love watching you grow up.

Whenever I say things like that to her, she looks at me with a furrowed little brow. These answers are insufficient and they only serve to confuse her.

But I don't understand, Daddy. What do you love more than anything else in the whole world? Little Einsteins? Chocolate chip cookies? Sand castles? Balloons? Fireworks? Kites? What do you love the most?

Those are the times that I take her into my arms, stare into her tiny eyes, and hug her with all my strength. 

No kiddo, I say. None of that.

More than anything else in this entire world, I love you. I love being with you. I love talking to you. I love showing you new things. I love seeing the world through your eyes. I love guiding you through the journey of life. But more than anything else, I simply love you.

Do you understand what I'm saying? 

Yes, Daddy. I love you too. Can I have a hug? 

Of course you can, sweetie.

Anytime.

Comments

[k]

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I don't know MD. Ever since the divorce, I cannot read this blog the same way I used to. I feel like your entries with BL were just too fake full of media manipulation.

One reason why I loved this blog was because it was honest and truthful.

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It would be far more disconcerting to know that 40 year olds would lose their sense of humor just because they turned 40. Then I would be counting the precious years left of my 30s with bated breath.

I would love to play the non sequitur game. However, I actually say things that sound like non sequiturs but are actually responses/comments relating to a conversation that happened like 20 minutes ago.

And dude, you make me feel like a slacker. Take a nap already!!

[Holly]

Well, no more reading your fabulous posts during office hours. I've now confused the hell out of my co-workers by laughing out loud at your friends texts and then (5 seconds later) shedding more than a few years reading about Peanut asking for a hug. Excuse me, I need to go call my Dad now.
A sincere thank you, MD, for the laughs and the tears.

[Chris]

"Chaos Theory: August 2009" was perfect! Great read. Had a little bit of everything.

Hope the new school for your daughter, work, custody schedule, therapy, and the Meet & Greet all go as smoothly as possible. You're doing great.

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I can't believe I get to read this for free. Absolute genius. And one funny mofo to boot.

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Re Sap - Peanut is confused by your response because she knows the correct answer is "bacon".

[sevin]

Dude, bring your own vodka to the mixer. Like you, I am a very social person, love to hang out friends, cook, drink, enjoy each other's company. I also find the mixers soul-sucking. Wait until you have to take her to the soul-sucking, loud b-day parties. Oy. My daughter also goes to a private school and I am one of the 3 moms in the class who does not drop off the kid in high heels and designer clothes and some giant SUV. And of the few who work.

You are brilliant as always.

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When/If I find myself in Whole Foods somewhere in your neck of the woods and see someone texting, I will have to assume he/she is a friend of yours.

[twinbabiesdad]

You're working on the pilot! Remember, no daddy's a dumbass shit. Dying to know if TV Metrodad is Korean.

I have been lucky, there were some interesting parents in the twinbabies classes. But boy, I still am figuring out the whole school parent thing. Hhmm, fodder for show?

Finally, aren't we lucky we get to tell our girls that we fully, without reservation or embarrasment, LOVE them. Can you even imagine your relationship without that?
F'in lucky.
Jesus take the wheel, Yo!!!!
-B

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Just discovered your blog earlier this year. I was really close to my dad before my parents divorced. Reading your blog makes me miss him.

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MD,

As always, it is a pleasure to read your blog. A full range of emotions bubble up almost every time I come here.

Happy memories, sad memories, insane laughter, and the need to educate myself on a new word of the day (since it always seems that your posts contain a word or two that I've never seen before!)

Good luck getting through the next few months. We'll all be anxiously awaiting the new stories of "MD & The P"...

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You made me laugh all along the post until the last bit which made me cry. You rock! It's a good thing I'm alone in the office right now.

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MD. As much as you (and I) dislike the whole school parent thing you are doing your daughter a TREMENDOUS disservice by not going the extra effort to befriend them. These will be the parents of your daughters closest friends and if you can't get close to some of them you won't be able to arrange playdates with HER friends (as opposed to yours). You'll end up just like your own dad.

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In my childhood, I cannot recall any conversation with my father like that. It was always with my mother. Good job dad! Your daughter will love and adore you for as long as she can.

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Ooo! Metrodad! Bend over so that I can kiss your ass! You're just that awesome! People, get a fucking life! This guy is so full of himself, and who the fuck cares if he doesn't have a life and lives through his liitle shit kid just like most parents today???

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Are you getting divorced? just wondering?

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You are a magnificent man, MD. Your posts have been an inspiration and I always enjoy seeing life from your perspective. I do believe that ends are always followed by new beginnings. I hope all is well with you, the peanut, and bosslady. C'est la vie!

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Tempting as it was to leave your comment count at 69, I wanted to say:

1. Sorry to hear about your marriage. Marriage is so hard.

2. I like your friends. Poor French girl....

3. A little bit envious that you have so much on the go. Oh, if I had the time, the things I would do that would make Dr. Seuss proud....

4. 5-year-old girl might need new friends. Funny!

5. Thoughts on parenting (especially Macgyvering): Lovely.

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I just found you post not too long ago. I love to hear about your little girl. You sound like a wonderful dad. I hope there are alot more like you out in the world because we will be raising wonderful children if, there are. I am sure peanut loves to be you weights. Consider it one on one time.

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We have good time and we have bad. You will have many more good than bad. Keep looking for the good. I enjoy you post. We are all going through the same times.

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