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January 20, 2006


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I knew it...

I mean, no one could be that witty (except me of course) without a whole team of writers behind them.

Seriously though, your falsified accounts of life are certainly more exciting than the truth, so keep it up. We'll keep the secret safe.

Queen of Ass

#! - “Memoirs of a Geisha" is actually set in Japan, not China

#2 - You watch too many movies, Dude.


You crack my ass up, MD. You really are the funniest white chick from Fresno!


Right there with ya MD. I tend to elaborate for the sake of creativity on my blog sometimes. In fact, I'm just a black woman trying to live in a white woman's world. It's hard.


First of all, you owe me a new keyboard.

Secondly, for lying to me lo these many months, I will hunt you down like the dog you are.

Thirdly, I made up the second point. And the first.

JJ Daddy Baby Momma

Sally - is that you?

When I was home in Dubuque for Christmas your mom told me that you had moved to Fresno and were doing some "computer thing".

How's your little doggy? I got to see the glamour shots you had made with him - oh, boy, whatta cutie!


Aw crap...do we all have to confess now? Too bad all this shit hit the fan before I got to post my "No More Wire Hangers" story.

Some people have to ruin everything.


That is HILARIOUS, MD. Oh, lord. My blog was the I WANT TO POKE JAMES FREY IN THE EYE blog around the 10th and 11th. I ranted about him pretty much endlessly.

Not because I don't get memoir, but because I don't get the celebration of derivative hack writing with a feel-good message.


I was wondering what happend to my Vicodine and Jack Daniels stash.


Dude, this is some seriously funny stuff. Personally, I'm a little surprised that the media is making such a hug deal about James Frey. His writing is powerful and emotional. If it were a work of fiction, I would be equally transfixed. Leave it to you to do a brilliantly funny parody of Frey. I loved it!



Looking back, it all seems so obvious.






Funniest commentary about James Frey that I've read yet! Great stuff, MD.


Oh, so you're a white chick...yeaaright...!

No white woman could be as cool as you are, OR understand Jules in Pulp Fiction!

White guy?....maybe...

Sorry, NOT fooled. I didn't believe all of Frey's story anyway.


Dude...In a post mocking James Frey, you somehow managed to quote Ruth Reichl, channel Peter Brady and reference Rumblefish! You're my blogging hero!


I admit to a little shadenfreude re: Frey's bitchslap. I knew there was a reason why I could not get through the first paragraph of that book.


That was perfection.


And you know, none of us who comment on your blog are who we say we are, either. In fact, MetroDad, we`re all the same person, a bored computer nerd who hasn`t left his parents` basement in 15 years, who created dozens of IP addresses and personas just to fuck with your mind. Okay? Okay!

the weirdgirl

So do you have any Wonder bread and mayonaisse recipes you'd like to share with us? You can't beat that old-time cookin'!


Curse you red barrel! I am in awe of this funny kick in the nads to the Author, even if you have a fondness for n'sync and knitting cats, or something like that.


Hilarious! Best thing I've read all week. But I guess you're going to tell us all this was a lie too, right?


So our intrepid reporter L. was just asking about blog fraud; we had our suspicions but would never have thought you would be the one among us.

I had hoped for Heather B.


Man. And this whole time I thought I really knew you. What a freakin' rip-off!

Let's pretend this never happened.

Anne Glamore


I'm just pissed that someone lent me the book the VERY morning the Smoking Gun published its expose, and now I can't figure out if I should read the book or burn it after all this hoo-ha.


Sometimes you kill me. I am still laughing 10 minutes later. So your real name is Bunny, right?? And whose cute baby pictures did you steal?


Pretty much new to the -erm- blogosphere. Pretty much killing myself because didn't know you existed UNTIL NOW. Pretty much laughing my ass off. Pretty much checking back every 20 minutes FROM NOW UNTIL ETERNITY.

So, yeah. I'm your new stalker.

heh heh


First, Kevin Trudeau. Then, James Frey. Now you too ?!?!



Well, then, next time I'm driving by Fresno ('cause, let's face it, no one wants to actually live there), I'll have to look you up!

(I knew you loved cats, btw)


Dude, you are so full of it. White chicks in Fresno would never even know to mention the fact that they like white bread and mayo. To them, it's just a part of life -- not a sign of being white trash. Sheesh.


Ha - I knew it...ever since that time you admitted you listened to Alanis Morisette at the gym...


Noooo!! Not you, too, Metrodad!!



wait, metrodad is actually Tim Carvell, the ice cream shoppe magnate; or is he really Heather B of Boogie Down Productions/Real World fame. y'all have got me so confused, I don't know up from down.

chocolate makes it better

Mate, they gave you a computer in there?

How did you get your arms from out behind you and undo those buckles?

Pope Benedict XVI

It's difficult to know who to trust anymore.

girls gone child

I would still love you if you were a big fat liar. I love liars.

To prove it, something I wrote last week on my *pre-baby blog*... a la Frey and etc.


p.s. yarn fascinates me. What's the story?

girls gone child

I would still love you if you were a big fat liar. I love liars.

To prove it, something I wrote last week on my *pre-baby blog*... a la Frey and etc.


p.s. yarn fascinates me. What's the story?

alice, uptown

It could be worse -- the doll could be "Hanoi Jane."

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