Put enough ketchup on it and a kid will eat almost anything.
No matter how much you speak to your kids, children learn more from what you are rather than what you tell them.
Baby poop defies all laws of physics and nature.
I've never seen my dad cry. My daughter has seen me cry. My dad never told me he loved me. Consequently I tell the Peanut I love her practically every other minute. The point is that maybe too much emotional display is just as bad as not enough but I've learned that I'll always lean towards the former.
Parent who tell their kids that there is no Santa Claus or Tooth Fairy are pretty much assholes.
My daughter has taught me that I'm not always quite as good a person as I like to think I am but, at the same time, I'm nowhere near as bad a person as I sometimes think I am.