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June 23, 2008


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Little Bird

Most random? That would be
I still have no clue what it means. I am pretty sure she was drunk when she sent it.


Um, someone texted me asking if I had any weed. I have no idea who they were.


this is a good one from my sister last night...

oic hope they sleep for you tonight.channel 300 is hbo on demand. if i find a porn on our bill i know who's to blame!

i was staying at her apartment, and my girls wouldn't go to sleep..


I know I'm late to the party but given the subject, I couldn't resist. I apparently now have a phone # which used to belong to a very popular twenty something guy and every once in a while I get calls and text msgs from people who don't realize he's changed his # or are too lazy to change it in their phone. I once got a text that said "Using his amazing aquatic powers, josephman summons sean and abby to the shop!"


My favorite was "Frozen food in car, also husband"
(reminding me to hurry up and get back to the car)


Was just surfing the web and I came across you site and I have to say that I am greatly impressed. Thank-you!

Not Telling

I've gotten quite a few...Good thing I save them for laughs...Here's a couple good ones...These ones are from male friends that are quite honest and don't hold back.

"So I had a dream last night me and another dude had a threesome with you. Fucking weird."

"I want to give you my yum yums."

"Dude I'll jerk off on cam for you."

"la la la i ran 4 miles in 32 mins today i feel like trash" (just how he sent it)"

"i love pics of you because youre gorgeous :D its ball breaking and miserable" (how he sent it)

"Come visit me" (ok, you're in Serbia...)

"i am way too drunk for public" (he was)

"are you drunk hun?" (he was)

"Heading to Ireland. Phone going off. I miss you. Talk to you when I get back." (we talked for 2 weeks months ago? Not a clue really...)


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