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Papa Bradstein

You know that Peanut is going to roll her eyes and sigh when she's a teenager and she reads that you would "chill at clubs."

"C'mon, MetroDad," she'll say. "Chill is so turn of the century." Then she'll pat you on the head and ask for $50 for dinner.

OK, yours are by far the most funny, and forced me to explain to my boss what is so funny about my work--which is not at all funny. Most everything has been taken already, but here's a few:

from Salt 'N Poopa, there's the ever popular

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We sing this to Barky while he's doing his thing. Yes, he hates us.

Then, as expectant parents, who watch 3B kickin' it in Mama's belly, there's the Beastie Babies

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Baby movin'
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. . .3B with the master plan
I said ooh my my and thank you ma'am
And when I kick your ribs you scream ooh god damn

--which includes the too-easy section:
Bink on, I'm gone
I'm so sweet like a nice bon bon
Came out rapping when I was born
Mama said rock it 'til the break of dawn

Or, for the left coasters, NWA

F the parents
comin' straight from the playground
a young baby's got it bad
'cause my poop's not brown . . .
some parents think
they have the authority
because of their seniority


. . .well, it goes downhill--if that's possible--from there.

Susie

These are some of the most entertaining comments I've ever read! Thanks for helping me kill some time at work. I wish I could come up with something clever. Too bad I'm feeling brain dead today.

Mike

More (yes, more!) rap music to parent by:

For the first 90+ days, especially if you're a stay at home parent:
Fight to Shower, Public Enemy

For those breastfeeding and returning to work outside the home, I recommend:
Big Pumpin', Jay-Z

In general for toddlerhood:
No No No No, (Nelly's - Na Na Na Na)
Nose Diggity, Blackstreet

Three more for the potty training process (yikes, and it is a process):
Push Shit, Salt N Pepa
Poop! There It Is!, Tag Team

and please, by all means

Don't Believe They Wiped, Public Enemy

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And how do you know the Lindsay Lohan has a freckled ass? Was it out at the restaurant? Good Lord, that girl is a mess.

BTW, if you ever see Adrien Brody out somewhere, please remind him that he can only be my second husband if he quits dabbling in hip-hop and gets rid of those two yappy damn dogs.

MainlineMom

How 'bout

(It's Getting) "Wet In Here" Nelly
"03 Mommy and Clyde" Jay-Z
"Poop Yourself" Eminem

I could go on forever with this...

METRODAD

Thanks for playing, everyone! The winner is MIKE (who aside from sheer originality also won the prize based on sheer volume.) Congrats, Mike. The CD is in the mail. Hope it gives you some inspiration for some more rap titles!

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I haven't been up to much lately. So it goes. What can I say? I've just been letting everything wash over me recently, not that it matters. I just don't have much to say these days.

Breast feeding for 10 - 15 minutes per breast 8 - 10 times every 24 hours is an ideal target. Crying is a sign of hunger, which means you should actually feed your baby before he starts crying. During the first few days, you may have to wake your baby to begin breast feeding, and he may end up falling asleep during feeding.

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An interesting discussion is worth comment. I think that you should write far more on this topic, it may well not be a taboo subject but generally people today are not enough to speak on such topics. To the next. Cheers

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