MetroDad will be out of town for awhile on business. And since nature abhors a vacuum, I've decided to enlist a guest blogger, Poppa Large, to cover for me while I'm away. Poppa Large is a brand-new father with plenty of hilarious thoughts on pregnancy, childbirth and parenting. And equally important, he's a fantastic writer with an excellent command of language (what? you think I would leave the keys to the car with someone who dangled his participles?)
Anyway...though Poppa Large and I have never formally met, he sent me several e-mails when he found out that his wife was pregnant and we subsequently started up a friendly correspondence. Unlike most men who find my site when their wives become pregnant (by googling "giant pregnancy boobs," "crazy hormonal wife," or "emotional rollercoaster ride"), Poppa Large seemed to actually believe that I had some real parenting advice to offer. HA! Being a relatively new father, I truly don't consider myself an expert in dispensing parenting advice. But since the Peanut was born several months before Poppa Large's own daughter, I can only equate our relationship as being similar to the one where a guy is walking in the forest, falls into a foxhole and yells upwards into the sky, "Watch your step, fellas! I never saw that one coming!"
So, without further ado, please give a warm welcome to Poppa Large!
You da man Poppa Large - whatcha got?
And for the record, I did not find Metrodad's site googling "giant pregnancy boobs".....I found it by googling..."giant pregnancy tits".
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Posted by: David | March 16, 2005 at 01:05 PM
Welcome, Poppa Large! Any friend of MetroDad's is a friend of mine. Looking forward to read your thoughts on fatherhood.
Posted by: Brent | March 16, 2005 at 01:12 PM
I didn't find your site by googling anything related to body parts at all. I found it by googling "TAKE MY KID, PLEASE!". And it was love at first site, I tell you!
Although, I'm still waiting for you to show up and take my kid.
Welcome, Poppa Large!
Posted by: Queen of Ass | March 16, 2005 at 01:18 PM
I found your site when my husband wanted to try my breast milk and I thought he was nuts! We found your site and read your entry about the time when you tried BossLady's breast milk. After we stopped laughing, he gave it a try! And we've been coming back ever since!
Welcome, Poppa Large!
Posted by: Angie | March 16, 2005 at 01:32 PM
Welcome, Poppa Large!
Posted by: Lorraine | March 16, 2005 at 02:47 PM
Dear Metro,
Do you got something against those of us who can not spell or punctuate correctly? I’m hurt.
I’ll get over it after I shed a few tears. Anyhow, Welcome Poppa Large…can I call ya big Poppa?
Jen
Posted by: Jennifer | March 16, 2005 at 03:18 PM
MetroDad,
How irresponsible of you! I can't believe you are abandoning us, and leaving us in the hands of an unknown person. This doesn't speak very well of your parenting skills...*
Welcome Poppa Large!
*(Drama is a parenting skill that every father should master :-)
Posted by: Sal | March 16, 2005 at 05:21 PM
You're leaving us for a week, MD? No advance warning or anything? What am I going to do at work now that I can't check your site on an hourly basis? Please don't make me work!
I'm sure you wouldn't leave your blog in the hands of someone who you didn't consider a good replacement. Poppa Large has some large shoes to fill. I'm looking forward to what he has to say...but come back to us soon! :p
Posted by: Jillian | March 16, 2005 at 09:28 PM
Jen,
"I love it when they call me Big Poppa."
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