I know that there are a lot of political blogs out there that are providing balanced information for the American voter. But just in case you're looking for alternative voices, I offer you a few opinions from some of the word's most influential political commentators. I'm especially intrigued by those people who might shed greater enlightenment on the geo-political stability of the Middle East. Here's what a few of those people have to say.
Yasser Arafat, leader of the PLO, is endorsing Kerry for president.
The Iranian Mullahs are endorsing Bush.
Osama bin Laden is saying that Bush is a poop-head with a goat fetish.
But Walter Cronkite is telling me to ignore Osama because Karl Rove put him up to it.
It's all so confusing. Fortunately a noted intellectual has come forward to sort it all out for me.
"US film star Patrick Swayze in Warsaw Thursday criticized the United States for not respecting local sensitivities in Iraq, and said he wanted to go and support the troops there but feared being killed."
And lest anyone doubt Mr. Swayze's expertise:
"I know a great deal about the Middle East," said Swayze "BECAUSE I'VE BEEN RAISING ARABIAN HORSES FOR OVER 20 YEARS."
Congratulations, Mr. Swayze! Despite fierce competition, you are this year's winner of the Idiotic Celebrity Political Statement of the Year. Here's the 2nd place finisher.
"We have a voice now, and we're not using it, and women have so much to lose. I mean, we could lose our bodies, you know? We could um--if you think that rape should be legal, then don't vote. But if you think that you have a right to your body, and you have a right to say what happens to you and fight off that danger of losing that, then you should probably vote, and those are the..." - Cameron Diaz on Oprah